Tuesday, May 26, 2009

Natural

Iknow.. I can admit it now.. I have an obsession with posting pics of the diva...

I am not sure why I even like this one... but to me, this is her in her most "natural state"... hair a mess... dirty..lol.. typical, what in the world do you want now" look.. :)




I do promise to post pics of the dude soon :)

Thursday, May 14, 2009

A New Friend

Me....

And my....


Shaaaa-dow ;)




Wednesday, May 13, 2009

The Diva and the Blustery Day....

Hmmm.... think it was a little windy out today?







Saturday, May 9, 2009

A Weather Question.....

What do you get when you mix a diva and her dude.....

+ a room FULL of toys...



you get a mini tornado!

which packs a powerful punch...

Leaving destruction and carnage everywhere... as you can see.. not even Spiderman survived..

"it" even managed to swipe through the diva's vanity (but shockingly did NOT disturb the horsies) ;)


Oh well, off to clean up now :)

Wednesday, May 6, 2009

AMAZING SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES:

I couldn't resist posting these... they were too funny ;)


1. AVOID CUTTING YOURSELF WHEN SLICING VEGETABLES BY GETTING SOMEONE ELSE TO HOLD THE VEGETABLES WHILE YOU CHOP.

2. AVOID ARGUMENTS WITH THE FEMALES ABOUT LIFTING THE TOILET SEAT BY USING THE SINK.

3. FOR HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE SUFFERERS ~ SIMPLY CUT YOURSELF AND BLEED FOR A FEW MINUTES, THUS REDUCING THE PRESSURE ON YOUR VEINS. REMEMBER TO USE A TIMER.

4. A MOUSE TRAP PLACED ON TOP OF YOUR ALARM CLOCK WILL PREVENT YOU FROM ROLLING OVER AND GOING BACK TO SLEEP AFTER YOU HIT THE SNOOZE BUTTON.

5. IF YOU HAVE A BAD COUGH, TAKE A LARGE DOSE OF LAXATIVES. THEN YOU'LL BE AFRAID TO COUGH.

6. YOU ONLY NEED TWO TOOLS IN LIFE - WD-40 AND DUCT TAPE. IF IT DOESN'T MOVE AND SHOULD, USE THE WD-40. IF IT SHOULDN'T MOVE AND DOES, USE THE DUCT TAPE.

7. IF YOU CAN'T FIX IT WITH A HAMMER, YOU'VE GOT AN ELECTRICAL PROBLEM.




The diva says "Howdy".. she's too busy to wave (yes, we start 'em young down here) ;)

Monday, May 4, 2009

Fashion-ista

Seriously folks... I have NO clue where she gets her fashion sense from.....



or apparently her eating habits ;)

Wednesday, April 29, 2009

Riding in cars with horses with the diva

Everyone who knows the diva knows her real love is for horses. It started with My Little Ponies, and has now festered into full blown mustangs, bay horses, stallions, jalopenos (palomenos) and so on. She eats with horse utensils (well ok maybe she would if I could find them.. so far it is just te kids meal cup from On the Border), she wears horse clothing, she sleeps in horse pj's, and at last count, she had around 20 stuffed horses.. ALL of which have some sort of food name, and ALL of which reside in her bed.



So after talking it over with the dad, we decided letting her "start" some horse lessons would be ok.. after all, she probably would not want to actually "ride" these great big beautiful creatures, they are a LOT different then her stuffed bedmates. So I called up a local (that would be a plus living down South.. the local = lots) horse ranch and found Mrs. Trisha, a rodeo barrel racer who also teaches lessons.. and will start as young as the diva.



"She may not want to ride them", I say hesitantly, "and remember, she is almost 3 so her attention span thus far is not all that long."

"It is fine, bring her over, we have lots of kids start off slow and then get more into it as lessons progress. Lets just see what she wants to do."



Ok sure, we shall see...

So we got dressed in our jeans and boots,

drove on over....



and








Meet Mrs. Trisha and Lillie (our new best friends). As you can see, the diva had NO issues whatsoever with attention, timidness, or anything having to do with horses. She listened to Mrs. Trisha as she went over how to brush the horsie, how to always let the horsie know where you are (so the horsie does not kick you), how to hold the reins, how to get the horsie to walk, stop, and turn..



Then we were introduced to Philly, a younger horse who I swear (except I don't) thinks she is a dog. No.. really.. a dog.. I personally think her name should be Cruella DeVille (hence the black/white mane hooves etc), but Philly suits her and everyone else just fine so I will keep my names to myself. She is MY favorite horse out there as she really does have the personality of a dog- she licks your face (no.. she did not lick mine) she plays fetch, tug o war, and she is just the friendliest horse I have ever met. The diva hit it off with her right away!









Along with her dog-like characteristics, Philly apparently likes Gatorade...

the grape kind best...



and did not care if a diva was attached to it or not...



The diva asks every day when we can go back. We have had two lesson and in two, the diva can now tell you every part of the riding gear, what each brush is used for, can get Lilly to walk and stop, and not only plays with Philly, but has the unheard of (or at least to the people who know these horses) relationship with a foal named Dublin (whom I will post more on later).



And I am not sure WHAT she had in her pocket but apparently Philly wanted some :)


*I just like her look...



To say she has a passion for horses would be an understatment :)
Course goes along with being a diva.. her passion would have to be something expensive!